Mom Throws Sex Parties With Her Kid's Friends
40-year-old Sylvia Johnson (luckily, no relation) was arrested in Colorado for providing marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol to her son and his friends. Johnson admitted that she had sex with five of her son's friends.

Damn, I wish Sylvia Johnson's kid grew up with me when I was younger. Johnson said that she did all this because she wanted to be "a cool mom". Well now she's an arrested mom, so close enough I suppose.

I bet her actions made her son pretty popular in school...Probably not in the way her son had hoped though.

"Son, you can have a party here if you want. Also, I'll provide the dope and I'll have sex with your friends too".


Un-freaking-believable.