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12.10.2004
"Porn 'Stache" Signs with Los Angeles
Isn't this a perfect fit? JEFF KENT in Los Angeles. Sometimes all the stars in life align perfectly. Some people might think that I'm referring to Jeff Kent returning home to Los Angeles to play for the team he grew up watching. Or maybe the fact that the Dodgers have added a productive bat at second base (even though Kent does play infield like he has lead in his shoes and a spring in his glove). No, the reason this is a perfect fit is that now Kent is living in the heart of the porn capital of the world. He's just a stone's throw away from Van Nuys, Chattsworth, Sherman Oaks and East Hollywood. If he has a rough year he can always head right back into the adult film industry.
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