PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TODAY
You better vote today, or else Puffy will kill you.

Actually, I think the best reason to vote today is to be a part of the largest clusterf*** in American history. There are tons of lawyers just waiting to file tons of ridiculous law suits today. Today will probably be the most embarrassing day in American history (surpassing that of Election Day 2000).

So go out and vote not because you care about politics, do it because twenty-years from now when people look back at the circus that was the 2004 election you can say "I was a part of that!". Also, more importantly, vote or else Puffy will kill you.

VOTE OR DIE YO!