HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
The actual holiday isn't until Sunday, but hundreds of thousands of party-goers are well aware that this holiday began Thursday night. Here are some of my thoughts on this spectacular holiday.

...Halloween is cool when you're young. Then from about 6th grade until the beginning of college it's lame. Once you get to college though it's awesome. Isn't that strange?

...I love how 99% of female costumes turn into the slutty version of clothing. Not a teacher, a slutty teacher. Not a nurse, a slutty nurse.

...What do goth kids wear on Halloween? I mean they're pretty much wearing a costume every day of the year? Is this the weekend when they decide to wear jeans and a t-shirt?

...The one fear for me on Halloween is that while being drunk I'll see a police officer and not be able to decipher whether he is an actual cop or not.

...Remember when SCOTT MITCHELL dressed up as his head coach WAYNE FONTES? Where is Wayne Fontes? That might not be a bad costume idea for next year.

All right everybody, enjoy the holiday, I'll be back on Monday.