9.16.2004

ABC BROADCASTS MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL WITH A 5 SECOND DELAY
In over-reaction 32,329 to JANET JACKSON and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S "Nipplegate" from Superbowl XXXVIII, ABC has announced that they will air Monday Night Football with a five-second delay. I for one am glad that ABC did this, just because it reduces the chance that I'll see JOHN MADDEN'S nipple accidently pop-out during a broadcast.

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