A TRIP TO THE DENTIST
I went to the dentist this morning...Here are some thoughts from the trip...
 
...Have you ever noticed how a lot of hygenists are hot females? I have two theories on why this is true...
1) They want you to keep coming back
2) They want you to work extra hard to keep your teeth clean as a pathetic attempt to impress her
 
...Could that cardboard they put in your mouth when they x-ray your teeth get any sharper?
 
...Being in a dentists chair with somebody manipulating your teeth with sharp instruments might be the most subordinate position known to man. If you ever want to hear somebody speak the truth get them in that chair and start jabbing at their gums with one of those poker-things...No way somebody could lie in that situation. I guess the bright light shining in your face makes it seem even more like an interrogation. Put OJ on that dentists chairs and see if he'll say he's innocent. I think it's worth a shot.
 
...Why easy-listening? I think the music at the dentist's office should fit the mood...If they're doing some serious drilling I want to hear some Metallica