KEN FROM JEOPARDY
Somebody should hire this guy as a GM. He knows it all. I'm convinced he's the smartest person in the history of the world. He's won 30 days in a row, compiling over a million dollars in winnings.

This Ken guy is the man. Houston needs a manager to replace JIMY WILLIAMS? Ken's your man. The USA needs a new President? Forget GW or KERRY, Ken is the best man for the job. I guarantee Ken would erase the national debt, put an end to world hunger and create world peace within his first 100 days in office.

In Ken We Trust.