7.13.2004

CONGRESSMAN DITKA?!?!?!
There are rumors circulating that former Chicago Bears and New Orleans Saints head coach (remember he coached the Saints?), legendary tough guy and Levitra spokesman Mike Ditka is interested in a possible run for political office.

Rumors are that he would like to run for the Senate, but why stop there? I want PRESIDENT DITKA! Maybe Ken from Jeopardy and Mike Ditka could be a combined ticket. Ditka the tough guy facade and Ken the brains behind the operation. I don't know if the world is ready for that though. I don't know if I'm ready for that.

UPDATE: Ditka is the spokesman for Levitra, not Viagra. Thank you, Chad for the correction.

3:12 PM