MOISES ALOU URINE-GATE PART 2
I talked about Moises Alou's home-remedy for preventing blisters on May 2nd, which for those of you who don't recall, Alou urinates on his hands to prevent blisters. It took a little while, but now people are talking about this. Alou is not very happy about it, saying:

"I don't want to talk about it...It's like saying what you do at home. When I go home, I don't want anybody to know what I do. What I do here, people see what I do here around the clubhouse and on the field. That's what should be printed."

Alou did say that his urine is "is just like water."

Sorry, but I can't let that quote go. Just like water? Are you freaking kidding me? When was the last time somebody boiled a pot of urine before cooking dinner? I don't ever recall being told "it's a hot one out there today, make sure you drink plenty of urine". When you're at a restaurant there is a reason why after the waiter asks "would you like something to drink?" you don't respond "yeah I'd like a tall cool glass of urine". It is meant to be flushed down a toilet or for R. Kelly to cover his sexual partners with, but definitely not for cleaning your hands with.

One more thing, does anybody else find it kind of ironic that Gary Miller broke this story? Click here to read his story about urinating on police officers in 1997.

Here is the full Alou article.