MAN COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER SEX WITH HEN
"Now there is a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. The rooster has sex with the hen, so who has sex with the chicken?"-Frank Costanza

I received two emails asking me to comment on this. So this is for you Jeff in Houston and "Big Ben" in Whitefish Bay, WI.

"A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise."

Investigate the noise? I so want to know what that sounded like.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

How romantic, it was almost like a Romeo and Juliet ending. Except with a hen and a man. And the guy committed suicide and the hen was slaughtered. Other than that it was exactly the same. Wow, what a story.