WOMAN CALLED BOMB THREAT TO AIRPORT TO AVOID VACATION WITH BOYFRIEND
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"I didn't know how I would be able to tell my parents about a holiday with him and I couldn't really say to him 'Listen, my parents wouldn't approve'," the woman, 28, identified only as Marina B., told the Duesseldorf state court Wednesday.

"Then I had the idea that if the trip could somehow be blocked by someone else, for example a bomb threat, then that would solve all the problems," she added. Her flight departed anyway, several hours late.

This woman is a genius. There have been so many times in my life that I didn't want to go to a particular meeting or have to confront somebody about something and I maybe felt a little uncomfortable. If I only knew then that I could have simply called in a bomb-threat to the meeting place, I would have been able to completely avoid the situation all together.

"Solve all the problems"? It looks like that was just the beginning of all of her problems.

Prosecutors had demanded a three-year jail sentence for the woman. But the court opted to give her a two-year suspended sentence. Separately, she faces a damage claim of 1.5 million euros ($1.9 million) from the airport and airlines.

The funniest part about this is that she actually went on her flight anyway. So to recap this story...In an attempt to avoid going on vacation with her boyfriend she called a fake bomb-threat into the airport (which is going to potentially cost her 1.9 million dollars), and then went on the flight anyway. How would you feel if you were this woman's boyfriend? What a loser. Dude, I think it's time for you to move on.