NFL DRAFT COMMENTS
Where do they find the fans who go to the NFL Draft? I can't imagine a more boring sporting even (aside from a soccer game or WNBA game). The first round takes about five hours long, and people complain about baseball games taking too long. At least something is happening in a three-hour baseball game.

I have a theory that Mel Kiper, Jr. is just a man-made robot of some type that they just dust off around draft time, now they can put him back into the basement at ESPN. Has anybody ever seen Mel Kiper, Jr around except for in the month of April? It's weird when you think about it.