MAN IN HOSPITAL CALLS PROSTITUTE AND GETS ROBBED
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A man laid up in hospital with multiple fractures telephoned out for a prostitute to help him end weeks of sexual frustration.

If he had the ability to dial a telephone you think he could've taken care of his sexual frustration by himself. Sorry for putting that image into all of your minds.

But it ended up costing more than he bargained for, police said on Wednesday; unable to walk, he gave the woman his bank card to collect her fee and she helped herself to his cash.

Wait you can't trust your bank card to a prostitute? What is this world coming to?

The 47-year-old car crash victim had asked the woman, described in her newspaper ad as "Blonde Angel, aged 18," to take 150 euros ($185) from his bank account.

This is the best part...

Only later did he discover she had taken 2,000 euros -- all the more expensive since he had taken cold feet for fear of getting caught and had sent the woman away without having sex.

So the guy paid a prostitute more than $2000 to not have sex with him. Isn't this how prostitution works in the bizarro world? I mean I've heard of paying a woman to not have sex with you, like for instance taking her out to dinner and not even getting a kiss goodnight. But 2 grand? I can't even think of how many items off of the Jack in the Box value menu can be purchased for you and a lady friend with that kind of bank roll. But then again, if you met the woman that wanted to buy two-thousand dollars worth of food from Jack in the Box, you probably wouldn't want to sleep with her anyway I'm guessing. The moral of the story here is not only don't pay prostitutes to have sex with you, but certainly don't pay them to not have sex with you.