GERMAN ARMY TO LIFT BAN ON SEX IN BARRACKS
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I think this is a great idea. Imagine how high enrollment is going to be in the German army now. If back when I was in high school and those military recruiter guys were calling my house saying "oh yeah by the way it's a huge orgy in the barracks" I would've signed up instantly.

I think every male can recall the time when the military recruiter would call there house. I have a feeling many were like me and felt bad for telling the recruiter that you weren't interested in catching bullets on the front-line. It took me at least three or four phone calls to let him off. He acted like a jealous ex-girlfriend or something. Every week or so I'd get a "so have you made your decision yet? You really should join the army" kind of call. Finally I had to give him the "It's not you, it's me" speech in order to get him to stop calling.

Back to the main point...What else is the German army going to do anyway? It's not like they've been involved in any war since that whole attempt to take over the world about sixty-five years ago.

Said one official...
"I am not aware of any country that allows free-for-all sex in the barracks," he said. "You can't have people going around the barracks having sex everywhere. It's ludicrous."

My response to that is...
"Hey, that's just like your opinion, man."-The Dude (from The Big Lebowski)