FRIDAY GIGS AGAINST MADONNA'S RELIGION
Madonna has announced that on her upcoming tour (yes, apparently she still tours) she won't be playing any Friday tour dates because the teaching of the Kabbalah forbids it. She will respect the Jewish practice of Shabbat, the religion's sabbath, by dining with her close family every Friday rather than working.

No word on whether or not butchering a classic song like American Pie or sleeping with half the NBA is against her religion.