RICHARD SIMMONS PUNKS SOME DUDE IN AIRPORT
Richard Simmons allegedly struck a man in a Phoenix airport when upon spotting the fitness guru he said, "everybody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s". Dude, its sweatin' to the oldies, not "rock to the 50's". Come on. I see you working though. Maybe that's what upset Simmons so much. If you're going to be an obnoxious jackass in an airport, at least be a factually correct obnoxious jackass. That's just my feeling on the subject.

Simmons has got to get some thicker skin. The man didn't make fun of him for his perm, his dolphin shorts or even his tank-tops.

Assuming the man files a lawsuit, is it really worth the 10G's to be known as "the guy that got bitch slapped by Richard Simmons?" You know if this ever went to trial it would be an assault on the alleged victim's manhood. The scenario is so funny I'm just going to stop typing and let everybody think of that.