AVRIL DISSES LIZZIE MCGUIRE
I thought I'd take a break away from the crazy world of sports and delve into the crazier world of entertainment. Props to Joe Duellman for breaking this huge story.

"Canadian pop rebel Avril Lavigne has launched another scathing attack on teen rival Hilary Duff - just weeks after describing the adolescent actress as a "mommy's girl". The hitmaker, 19, criticized the 16-year-old Lizzie McGuire star after Duff said Lavigne needs to be more appreciative of her fans. When questioned about her feud with Duff, Lavigne slammed the blonde beauty for a second time on a Boston radio station last week. Lavigne scathed, "I'm like, 'Who are you to talk about me? You should know better.' Don't talk trash with me. You can go screw yourself." After fuming about Duff, Lavigne ripped a photo of herself down off the station wall, screaming, "I hate that f***ing photo." "

Comments...
...I like how the article described Avril Lavigne as "the hitmaker".
...Wow, Avril is such a badass. How can she be a "pop rebel" when she sings pop songs?
...I wonder if Avril writes her own insults, seeing as she doesn't write her own songs.